Armed, Ugly & Broke — Skull Veteran Tank Top
Description
STILL ARMED. STILL UGLY. STILL BROKE. STILL PROUD.
“ARMED. UGLY. & BROKE.”
Nobody signed up for the money or the good looks. The Corps handed out grit, a sharp sense of humor and brothers who never let you forget it. This one is for the veteran who can laugh about all three.
The Armed, Ugly & Broke tank top carries one bold graphic across the front. Distressed block letters spell out the slogan, with BROKE punched out in red. Below, a grinning skull wears a battered, netted helmet lined with rounds, set inside an inverted triangle. Rough edges, loud attitude, zero apologies.
For those who served, laughed through it and kept the attitude.
A GIFT THAT MEANS SOMETHING
For a Marine veteran with a dry sense of humor, a gym buddy who served, or the vet who jokes about his paycheck years. A fun pick for birthdays, Veterans Day, Father’s Day or the November 10th celebration.
Armed with pride. Ugly by choice. Broke, but never beaten.
IRON BARRACKS
| Size | Chest Circumference | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36" | 28" |
| M | 40" | 29" |
| L | 44" | 30" |
| XL | 48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 52" | 32" |
| 3XL | 56" | 33" |
All measurements are in inches. To compare chest measurements, lay your tank top flat, measure across the chest from underarm to underarm, and double that measurement. Measure body length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
DETAILS & FIT
A soft, breathable tank made for warm weather, training days, and everyday wear.
Fit: Unisex fit
Feel: Lightweight, breathable
Print: High-quality graphic print
Sizing: Please check the size chart before ordering. Tip: measure a shirt you already own and compare. For a more relaxed fit, size up.
Care
Treat it right and the print will last longer.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Wash with similar colors
Use mild detergent
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for best print life
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not dry clean
Damage caused by not following these care instructions is not covered as a defect.
Shipping + Returns
Made to order
Every item is made after you order it, just for you.
Production: 1–3 business days
US delivery: 2–5 business days after production
Shipping: Free on US orders $50+. $4.99 flat rate under $50. US only.
Tracking: Emailed when your order ships
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong item?
Email hello@ironbarracks.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. We'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to return anything.
Returns & Size Swap
Made to order, so no returns for change of mind or size. Ordered the wrong size? Our Size Swap ships the new size for 50% of the price you paid, shipping included, no return needed.
Full details: Refund Policy
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