Garage Rules – Don’t Touch My Tools Heavy Cotton Tee

Some garages have signs. Real garages have rules.

The Garage Rules Tee is built for the mechanic, fabricator, handyman, and lifelong gearhead who knows exactly where every tool belongs—and exactly how much the job is worth.

The back graphic lays it out clearly:

DON’T TOUCH MY TOOLS.
DON’T HAGGLE MY PRICE.
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.

No long explanations. No unnecessary meetings. Just three rules every working man understands.

Printed in bold distressed red and white lettering, the design carries the worn-in character of an old shop sign—rugged, direct, and impossible to misunderstand. It is made for men who have spent years building their tool collection, learning their trade, and earning the right to set their own standards.

Whether he works in a professional repair shop, runs his own garage, restores cars on the weekend, or simply refuses to lend out another missing 10mm socket, this shirt speaks his language.

Made for:

Mechanics, automotive technicians, fabricators, welders, machinists, diesel technicians, garage owners, handymen, DIY builders, car enthusiasts, and anyone whose workshop operates under its own set of rules.

It also makes a strong gift for dads, husbands, grandpas, coworkers, shop owners, and hard-to-buy-for men who would rather receive another tool than another tie.

Product Details

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
• 100% cotton
• Classic unisex fit
• Durable everyday workwear feel
• Crew neck with short sleeves
• Large distressed graphic printed on the back
• Bold red and white artwork on a black shirt
• Designed for the garage, workshop, jobsite, or weekend project
• Easy to pair with jeans, work pants, boots, or a shop jacket

Fit and Sizing

This shirt has a classic, straightforward fit—not overly slim and not excessively oversized. Choose your regular size for a traditional fit, or size up for a looser workwear feel.

Shipping Information
Production time: 3–5 business days. US shipping: 5–8 business days. Total estimate: 8–13 business days. Tracking provided via email. FREE US Shipping on orders $50+.

Returns & Exchanges
Made-to-order. We accept exchanges or refunds only when the product has a manufacturing or print defect. Please contact hello@ironbarracks.com with photos within 7 days of receipt.

Heavyweight 100% cotton. High-detail, no-crack water-based print. Classic masculine fit — runs true to size. See full specs in the description above.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on print.

Every item is made to order. Production: 3–5 business days. US shipping: 5–8 business days — total 8–13 business days. Tracking number emailed as soon as your order ships. FREE US shipping on orders $50+.

30-Day Guarantee: free replacement for any print defect, damaged item, or wrong size/item shipped. Email hello@ironbarracks.com with photos and we'll make it right.