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The skeleton Marine posted up in a bathtub full of cans is ridiculous on purpose — a gritty, self-aware nod to Marine Corps birthday chaos, dark humor, and that “RAH” energy that somehow survives every field day, formation, and questionable night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eWith \u003cstrong data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e“NOVEMBER 10th, 1775”\u003c\/strong\u003e stamped underneath, this tee ties the joke back to something real: the birth of the Corps and the kind of pride that does not need to be polished to be meaningful. 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