{"product_id":"i-eat-crayons-custom-logo-veteran-hoodie","title":"I Eat Crayons — Custom Logo Veteran Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan’t spell it? Doesn’t matter. You earned it. Choose your logo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’M A MARIN MARAIN MAREN I EAT CRAYONS”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpelling was never part of the job description. Those who served in the Corps hear the crayon jokes for life, and the smart ones wear them with a grin. This hoodie owns the joke and keeps the pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Iron Barracks hoodie pairs a bold crayon-chewing skull back print with a left-chest logo you pick, so it is made just for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalize it on our website: shopping in the Facebook or Instagram app? Open this hoodie on the Iron Barracks website to add your personal details and check the preview before checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAKE IT YOURS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSword. Era. Knives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick the logo that fits your service, your sense of humor or the veteran who can’t stop eating crayons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the Choose Logo box, select Era, Knives, Sword or Gun, and that logo prints on the left chest. The choice is required, and your hoodie is made to order with it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA SKULL THAT SKIPPED SPELLING CLASS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA grinning skull in a camo-netted helmet bites down on a red crayon, with three more tucked in the band like spare rounds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree crossed-out tries at spelling the title lead to the only line that matters, scrawled in crayon colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe back artwork stays fixed; your personalization appears on the front.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOW TO PERSONALIZE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your hoodie color and size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the Choose Logo box, pick your left-chest logo: Era, Knives, Sword or Gun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOpen the preview. Check every detail before adding the hoodie to your cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Choose Logo box is required, so choose \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEra, Knives, Sword or Gun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and check the preview before adding the hoodie to your cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuying as a gift? Confirm the recipient’s logo choice before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePERSONALIZATION NOTE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour hoodie is made to order using the personal details you enter. Please review your personalization before checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause every personalized hoodie is made just for you, it is final sale. If we make a printing mistake, we will reprint or refund it, and you can contact us within 2 hours of ordering to change your details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScreen settings, lighting, and fabric can cause slight differences between preview colors and the finished hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpelling optional. Crayons mandatory. 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